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Dating
Disasters.

100 absurd dating profiles. Vote SWIPE LEFT 👈 or RIGHT 👉. Cult recruiter? Married? Crypto bro? Genuine soulmate? Reveal what they really were. Wrong call = take a dare.

Players
2-12
Round Time
2 MIN
Vibe
CHAOTIC GOOD
Setup
ZERO

Every traveler has a "what was I thinking" match story.

Dating apps in foreign countries are a special kind of chaos. Cult recruiters dressed as yoga teachers. "Married but my wife understands." Crypto bros with rented Lambos. We collected 100 of these profiles and turned them into a swipe-or-no party game.

01 — RECOGNISABLE TROPES

You've seen all of these.

The crypto bro. The "spiritual guide." The married guy. The 5-shirtless-photos pickup artist. Each profile is uncomfortably familiar — that's where the laughs come from.

02 — REVEAL TWISTS

Some "obvious matches" are catfish.

That sweet hostel teacher? Real, marry her. The yacht guy? Has 12 LLCs registered to mom's address. Half the fun is the reveal subverting your expectations.

03 — SHARED CRINGE

Bonding over bad swipes.

Every wrong vote starts a story: "OMG I matched with someone EXACTLY like that in Bali." This game opens up everyone's worst dating-app memories.

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Test your swipe judgment.

100 profiles in the deck. Here are 4 to warm you up. Real verdicts and reveals included.

NB·15 · 01
🌍 Spirit guide. 🐍 Ayahuasca facilitator. Photos: shirtless on a mountain, holding a snake, in a robe. Bio: "My DMs are open for retreats."
👈 SWIPE LEFT
Cult recruiter. Got 47 reports last month. The "retreat" costs $3000 and you don't come back.
NB·15 · 02
Solo backpacker from NZ, 6 months in. Bio: "Trying to find decent ramen in this town." Photos: actual ramen, hostel rooftop, casual selfies.
RIGHT 👉
Sweet, loves food, looking for meal companions. Real match. Will absolutely take you to good ramen.
NB·15 · 03
💰 "Helping people 10x their savings while traveling." Photos: rented Lambo, Dubai skyline, fake watches.
👈 SWIPE LEFT
Crypto scammer. Wants to "show you a system" — read pyramid scheme. Has lost 80% of family savings on Dogecoin.
NB·15 · 04
Korean architect, 1 month sabbatical. Bio: "I draw buildings and cry at IKEA."
RIGHT 👉
Real. Funny. Will design your future house. Marry.

Read. Vote. Reveal. Cheer or dare.

01

Phone picks a swiper

Phone picks a random player to swipe — every player goes once before anyone repeats. The chosen player reads the profile aloud.

02

That player swipes

Group debates, but the chosen swiper makes the call. Tap LEFT 👈 or RIGHT 👉.

03

Reveal who they were

Right call = nice read. Wrong = the swiper takes a dare. The reveal usually beats expectations.

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